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ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.
Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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Queer handle

A ponytail on a homosexual male. Could also be on a lesbian. (Ex. She could have a strap on dildo attached and fucking her significant other, while holding on to the ponytail of the fuckee.)
Emory fucked Owen in the ass while grabbing Owen’s queer handle. Ex. Kind of like reigns on a horse.
by GA-CHAMP🤙🏻89 May 11, 2021
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i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"
by ngonzo April 18, 2009
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the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.
by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010
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"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ
oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle
by superneck December 28, 2013
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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018
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Hankles

Cousin to cankle but related to hands and wrists. Oversized wrists that are fat and thick just like cankle refers to the ankle.
You are so fat that your ankles are cankles.

You are even fatter you can not fit any watch on those hankles.

LOL
by Ryan Harris October 22, 2004
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