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hanging pork

When a group of men decide to have a contest to see who has a larger penis, they stand in a row, drop their pants, and "hang pork"
"Hey Frankie, Steve and Rob are standing on the pool table hanging pork again, wanna throw darts at em?"
by CRotizzle January 10, 2007
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hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.
by BRATT December 14, 2008
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hanging rats

hanging a rat refers to the slow, methodical art of defecation and was a term first used in mid-16th Century Scotland by nobles and feudal lords.
Bruce and his friends ate a lot of Mexican food, and reported hanging rats all night because of it.
by Hanging Rats on Facebook April 15, 2014
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hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.
Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.
by McGerald July 7, 2011
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Hanging Dr. Roberts

A very, very drunk man.
Watch out, this bloke is Hanging Dr. Roberts and here comes his mate Mickey Mauled.
by Jimmybay May 31, 2003
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Hanging Dumpling

stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.
Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!
by Killa Caleb January 14, 2011
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Hangin' frank

When you can see a man's genitals from behind. Frequently seen while Mooning, or wearing a hospital gown.
Rob got so drunk at the party, while he was on the patio he tried to give us pressed ham on glass, but he bent over too far. Nobody wanted to look, but we still couldn't take our eyes off his hangin' frank.
by Mkgrenwel April 1, 2011
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