Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.

“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.

New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020

Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.

I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.

by curt coldbain April 6, 2021

Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

jack harmon

one of the biggest pussies you will ever meet, usually sends many dick pictures to many women. An all around fag but could be decent depending on the day and time. You never know what you will hear out of this kids mouth, he’s just a goon goalie.

“Is that the kid that sends a bunch of dick pics?”
“Yeah, that jack harmon”

by st rose November 17, 2021

Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.

Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.

by HopeKoala April 7, 2022

armonía/Harmony

He/She brings the balance greatly to anyone around him/he. he/she is the definition of power itself

BEWARE OF HIM/HER.

we bow down to presence of his greatness, armonía/Harmony.
armonía/Harmony is a great king

by the greatest conundrum May 15, 2022