Amber Heard

The act of taking a shit so tremendous, either in the toilet or on a bed, that you don't need to poop for at least a day.

The milk only made me need to Amber Heard even harder.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying

No way to be heard.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Amber Heard

Someone who is manipulative, evil, and a gold digger

She is such an manipulative, and evil witch, what an Amber Heard

by Stace1972 October 19, 2023

Lloyd Heard

A big booty dude with cool dreads who laughs a lot and has really white teeth

Lloyd Heard has such a big butt

by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023

Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.

She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.

by LightFoe May 24, 2022

A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".

"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"

by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022