by anonymous May 15, 2025

Inserting male genitals into a shrimp
Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.
by Lilbrong4 May 4, 2024

by jjjjjjjjErnDog June 6, 2018

by The destroyer of logic May 2, 2021

by buddah_44 October 6, 2016

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol
by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.
by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022
