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load guard

a womans eye-wear
Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!
by Joe January 14, 2004
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Kavra's Kingdom Guard

The Guard job at Kavra's Kingdom is the first stage as a high rank. You will have the same ability as a Knight. Imagine getting fired for inactivity the first week...
50 people were recruited for the Kavra's Kingdom Guard rank recently.
by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 5, 2020
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guaranfuckingtee

Utilising the ability to add swears to other words, you can create any screwed up word!

Such a word is Guaranfuckingtee.
Bioshock will be the game of the year. I guaranfuckingtee it.
by XSarcYX August 21, 2007
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color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.
Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!
by Big Mac May 21, 2004
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guariglia

very very large penis
My boss Bob has a very large guariglia!!
by Junebe June 28, 2006
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guart

The best word in the world!!! Can be used to describe anything!
"GUART!!! GUARRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!"
by guart January 11, 2018
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Guard Rail Grabber

A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.
by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS December 11, 2010
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