Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

Talkin' greasy

Could also mean talkin' smack. Introduced by 50 Cent meaning you are just talking bad about anything or anyone, knowing they either hear you or will find out what you said and possibly retaliate.

used in a sentence: "I heard that bitch was talkin' greasy about me at the club last night, but I bet she won't put her hands on me!"

by Rodiggity July 10, 2006

Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007

porch grease

The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.

I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.

by eGod March 12, 2003

Three Days Grease

Having gone three or more days without a shower, usually due to time consuming activities that have prevented you from taking one, like:staying up late working on school papers, (esp. procrastinated ones) sex, etc.

Friend: Wow, you're all dirty, have you taken a shower recently?
Me: No, I've been running on three days grease because of that term paper...

by apw93 April 25, 2009

greasy beef curtains

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't

The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.

by swebb January 21, 2004

Grease the Groove

Exercising hard, but not too hard, very often. Also called GTG.

Gymrat: Dude! How'd you put 50 pounds onto your bench so quick?

Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.

by Kurcules May 29, 2010