Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.

I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.

by Emptychair361 January 5, 2023

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Maldivian gratitude

Someone who betrays a person who has helped them during their time of need without any selfish motivation.

Person 1: How can he betray me after all I have done for him?
Person 2: I don't know, man. That's such an Maldivian gratitude.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

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that's gratitude for ya

Basically means if you do good for someone that they should be grateful for and they backstab you.

I just bought you a brand new laptop and you try to steal my wallet? That's gratitude for ya.

by Dronenpilot July 23, 2022

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Attitude of gratitude

When you have the attitude or mindset of gratitude, being grateful, thankful, appreciative, and positive towards something.

You need to have an attitude of gratitude!

by LingDanc803 July 6, 2023

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Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

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