Goofingidus

Incontrollable goofiness

Dougie:"hey Douglas do you wanna go watch midget wrestling"
Douglas:"na that'll mess with my street cred"
Dougie:(in a really hard southern accent)"Damn brother i really wanna go fuckin wrestle up some midgets i want straight goofingidus in this hoe"

by ChooiceKisser69420 April 25, 2024

Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"

by Greeny95 May 8, 2024

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Gooning

When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.

See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.

Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.

by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:

Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!

by silliguy May 22, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine

Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!

by silliguy May 22, 2024