Goon-over

After a night of drinking cheap wine (see 'goon') one might recive a hangover of sorts but rather it be a headache it's more of a sick feeling in the stomach that is harder to rid off compared to a regular hangover.

"I feel like i'm going to puke but i can't, damn this goon-over, never drinking goon again"

by Daryl Cazeneuve September 4, 2006

Goon Box

Colloquial term for cask wine. Common among young Australians due to it's high alcohol content and low cost. Also referred to as a box of goon.

I brought a Goon Box. We are gonna get so smashed!

by Chanel_5 January 2, 2011

Slap the goon

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia

goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon

by Critically insane March 1, 2010

Goon Dog

People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.

"Fuck me, Andrew is such a goon dog"

by Andrew (sixPAC) Turnbull July 2, 2006

goon sack

Dreadful cheap wine which many Aboriginals and Australian youths get plastered on. Comes in silver bag (sack).

Gazza, get your goon sack out.

by Kempsey December 29, 2008

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Goon Punch

n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.

Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice

Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.

Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010