goober doobers

The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.

jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!

by jaeroll May 24, 2008

goober

Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.

"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."

by B 2/75 October 5, 2005

goomba

to the ignorant bigots: goomba is simply a slang enunciation and stereo-typed misuse of an old southern italian word for 'godfather.'

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

goober

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together

when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats

by rachael January 28, 2005

Goober Grabbers

A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious

These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers

by Geronimo Bo June 11, 2014

Goober

A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.

Jay: WHAT IS JASPER DOING ON THE CEILING??

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!

by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023

gombos

a purple dinosaur who lives wit his best friend dilly at home and in college. he only goes out with one shoe on and responds to the name 'stevie'. he has a strong loathing for his neighbor leavitt, and he has random outbursts where he breaks shit in his room and is forced to listen to his ipod in the closet so he can calm down. known for having only eight and a half toes, he works at the local sticker factory and eats half pieces of cheese and gives the other half to his kitten lyla and friend MoJo. he never learned how to ride a bike, and his favorite pasttime is opening and closing the blinds of his elementary school cafeteria. he met a girl named lauren who is allergic to gluten, which means she cant eat bread. and so he also developed the allergy and then decided to live with birds in the wild for awile. oh and he works for santa in his spare time.

"NO NO DILLY!!"
"ohhh look at mee, i am gombos and i wear red shirts and spend all my money on fuzzy jackets and nice sneakers. i like apple pie from phantom farms and i have a scab on my left shin from falling on the ground."

by Kite Runner November 27, 2007