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a purple dinosaur who lives wit his best friend dilly at home and in college. he only goes out with one shoe on and responds to the name 'stevie'. he has a strong loathing for his neighbor leavitt, and he has random outbursts where he breaks shit in his room and is forced to listen to his ipod in the closet so he can calm down. known for having only eight and a half toes, he works at the local sticker factory and eats half pieces of cheese and gives the other half to his kitten lyla and friend MoJo. he never learned how to ride a bike, and his favorite pasttime is opening and closing the blinds of his elementary school cafeteria. he met a girl named lauren who is allergic to gluten, which means she cant eat bread. and so he also developed the allergy and then decided to live with birds in the wild for awile. oh and he works for santa in his spare time.
"NO NO DILLY!!"
"ohhh look at mee, i am gombos and i wear red shirts and spend all my money on fuzzy jackets and nice sneakers. i like apple pie from phantom farms and i have a scab on my left shin from falling on the ground."
gombos by Kite Runner November 27, 2007
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Harry Gombos isn’t a good editor 

This means that GombosF1 is a bad editor who should get better
Harry gombos isn’t a good editor and should quit
Gomboo is the contagious cold virus spread from one person to another.
When you came over for the party last night with your coughing, hacking, sneezing, runny nose cold I caught your Gomboo.
Gomboo by Interstate Master January 5, 2011
An appropriate term used to distinguish a person who claims to know how to cook Italian food really good, but after tasting, it's "Gone Bad".
-Hey, did you hear Sara is going to cook some pasta tonight?

-Oh yea, good luck eating that GOMBOLI's dish!
Gomboli by Brooklyn Ranger October 23, 2009
Extremely large, gigantic, huge
Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.
Gombus by Jakeobob January 1, 2020
1. The act of being totally better than everyone else; usually star athlete and the perfect man
2. Has connections to every attractive girl imaginable
Justin and Brian smash girls everyday, they are totally Gombotz.
Gombotz by undercuffler October 2, 2011
Word originating from Russian gomoseksualist (homosexual). Pretty much the same as homo.
He looks like a total gomosek

Jack is grade A gomosek.
gomosek by gogiman April 29, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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