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a purple dinosaur who lives wit his best friend dilly at home and in college. he only goes out with one shoe on and responds to the name 'stevie'. he has a strong loathing for his neighbor leavitt, and he has random outbursts where he breaks shit in his room and is forced to listen to his ipod in the closet so he can calm down. known for having only eight and a half toes, he works at the local sticker factory and eats half pieces of cheese and gives the other half to his kitten lyla and friend MoJo. he never learned how to ride a bike, and his favorite pasttime is opening and closing the blinds of his elementary school cafeteria. he met a girl named lauren who is allergic to gluten, which means she cant eat bread. and so he also developed the allergy and then decided to live with birds in the wild for awile. oh and he works for santa in his spare time.
"NO NO DILLY!!"
"ohhh look at mee, i am gombos and i wear red shirts and spend all my money on fuzzy jackets and nice sneakers. i like apple pie from phantom farms and i have a scab on my left shin from falling on the ground."
gombos by Kite Runner November 27, 2007
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Harry Gombos isn’t a good editor 

This means that GombosF1 is a bad editor who should get better
Harry gombos isn’t a good editor and should quit
Gomboo is the contagious cold virus spread from one person to another.
When you came over for the party last night with your coughing, hacking, sneezing, runny nose cold I caught your Gomboo.
Gomboo by Interstate Master January 5, 2011
An appropriate term used to distinguish a person who claims to know how to cook Italian food really good, but after tasting, it's "Gone Bad".
-Hey, did you hear Sara is going to cook some pasta tonight?

-Oh yea, good luck eating that GOMBOLI's dish!
Gomboli by Brooklyn Ranger October 23, 2009
Extremely large, gigantic, huge
Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.
Gombus by Jakeobob January 1, 2020
1. The act of being totally better than everyone else; usually star athlete and the perfect man
2. Has connections to every attractive girl imaginable
Justin and Brian smash girls everyday, they are totally Gombotz.
Gombotz by undercuffler October 2, 2011
Word originating from Russian gomoseksualist (homosexual). Pretty much the same as homo.
He looks like a total gomosek

Jack is grade A gomosek.
gomosek by gogiman April 29, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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