Holding goats

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.

That boy sure loves holding goats.

I came home to find him holding goats.

by Cosmish February 6, 2012

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

Goatsisis

A medical condition where your head is so large that the polatiry of your massive dome and cause you to unknowingly swallow a goat whole.

Whitie

by Stevie Wonder October 17, 2003

Goarse

Much like gross but wayyyyyyy wayy worse.

"Two girls one cup is f**king GOARSE"

by Vinny Fatts December 26, 2007

Goats

A word that can substitute "grats" other versions of the word are, but not limited to: congoatulations, goats!, GOATZ0Rs and omfgoat

made: by KELLEN AND JOHN - Not homo

sharlok: SUP MAN I JUST GAVE MY SISTER AIDS Tom: GOATS!!!! me: wtf..

by ZeroK0 March 30, 2009

goated

extremely high; references mountain goats

Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006