Girtuity

Girtuity, (Pronounced: GIR-TOO-IT-EEE) means to show obnoxion, annoyingness, and being fairly bad at every thing.

EXAMPLES FOR LIFE :
STOP SHOWING SO MUCH GIRTUITY!!!'
Or;
'YOUR GIRTUITY MAKES US LOOK WEAK!!!'

by Juliets boyfriend from lost April 10, 2025

Girthening

It is the act of turning blue and into a furry, the furry is a bird and the girth of their penis becomes more bigger, and then the furry proceeds to get naked and do a 2 girls 1 cup. ending it with a bomb.

"Yo i just gave someone a Girthening yesterday"

by Plumpker July 9, 2025

Girthquake

Middle name from the 16th Century associated with earthquakes of high magnitude due to girth originating from Latin word Girthy meaning size.

Who’s he? That? He’s Girthy Girthquake Johnson son of Hugo Alexander Johnson

by fingerfish January 30, 2026

Girthen

When your girlfriend introduces a bunny-activated butt plug

My friend had a Girthen situation while having dinner and he’s never allowed back in Applebee’s.

by Court of Owls February 19, 2026

Girthquake

A bowl movement of such magnitude that it seems to shake the foundations of the earth.

That deuce registered a 9.5 on the richter scale. A girthquake like that might require EMS.

by Hal_Jordan March 7, 2026

Girthworm

A really big worm.

You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.

by Tali777 March 17, 2026

Girthworm

A really really thick and meaty clit.

I was eating this chick out and was hit in the face with her massive Girthworm.

by Naden Asset-Killis August 16, 2025