guitar 

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

guitar by Joe May 15, 2005

Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy 

Someone that carries, or looks like they should be carrying a guitar on their back.
These type of people usually hang around people that are don't really like them and are usually extremely annoying.

"Hey, look at that kid carrying a guitar, hanging around with people that clearly don't like him!"
"Yeah, what a Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy."

Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy by SuxForElmo May 7, 2010

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

Guitar Zero by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Guitar Hero Goggles 

When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).

Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?

Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.

Guitar Hero Goggles by jayB109 October 16, 2010

gitastrophe 

A git catastrophe. A series of inevitable mistakes that will occur when using Git or another, similar version control system.

I was trying to push my code to the repo, but I had a gitastrophe, so it'll have to wait.

gitastrophe by ladognome October 6, 2016

ghidar 

A person who wanta to eat your kids when there 12 years old

Guy: Everyone run keepp your chirldern its ghidar

ghidar by FortnitePro April 30, 2019

gitarded 

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded

“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox”
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”

gitarded by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019