German Baptism

A German Baptism describes the first spill of alcohol - preferably beer while opening the can - on a new piece of clothing.

Dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the "German Baptism", you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.

by hankmoody89 November 14, 2011

German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!

by JFK0361 November 27, 2013

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020

German Roulette

German Roulette is much like Russian Roulette but instead the gun is fully loaded.

I Can’t wait to play German Roulette alone in my living room!

by ZeoVisa May 13, 2021

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

German

A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

german manicure

When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.

After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".

by Jordan G & Vincent C June 9, 2008