Gearsexual

Substituting a healthy human relationship for laptop and console gaming.

RJ is totally a gearsexual. He would rather play on his PS4 than spend time with his hot girlfriend.

by RJ’s GirlfrIend’s Mom August 8, 2018

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Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018

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A gay man who tries to hide behind the image of being a simp. He kisses up to girls left and right and looks like the most incompetent flirt ever, but it is all fake. He is just trying to convince others that he likes females, when in reality he is to busy dreaming about having a penis in his butt. However, he knows that he is too ugly for any person, male or female, to ever like him, so he has settled for a life of fake simping and being gay.

Sam: Garty, stop simping up to Megan!

Garty: Only if you let me suck your dick

Sam: What

Garty: What

by ActuallyGOAT March 5, 2020

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Game Gear

Sega's version of Nintendo's Game boy.
A good idea,
only horribly executed and with more
colour blur than an acid trip.

Sega GameGear.

by May March 22, 2004

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gart

a fart that is gnarly

Mom, did you hear that biblical gart?

by gnarlycircuit May 27, 2015

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1 gear

1 gear is the term for someone who doesn't catch onto jokes quickly, or has no common sense.

This person that inhibits '1 gear' doesn't necessarily have a learning disability, they are just slow on catching on. They are completely aware of their intelligence but it takes them a couple seconds or a couple minutes to realize what is going on in a conversation.

Usually occurs when someone is trying to tell a joke and they don't get it. Or, when the person continues a conversation and the opposite person has no idea what their talking about after the conversation has continued.

Larissa: You cried too.
Nina: I'm not fat.
Larissa: ....it hurt you too.
Nina: I'm not fat, I'm just big bone.
Larissa: What are you talking about? Huh?
Nina: Oh...I thought you were talking about me calling her fat.
Larissa: 1 gear Nina.

Nina: What's the number for 911??
Larissa: 911...
Nina: No! The number for 911!
Larissa: NINE ONE ONE
Nina: What?
Larissa: 1 gear.

by 1gearlolz December 31, 2008

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