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gash picker

a pejorative term for heterosexual males. The word "gash" meaning vagina and the term "picker" being what heterosexual males tend to pick said "gash" with. The term can also be pejorative to females, regardless of sexual orientation, although that depends. The term was first coined by a London queen, who for the sake of this definition we shall call RVS, after he bitch slapped someone who had called him a fag. He then proceeded to call that person a "fucking gash picker"
Guy: I can't believe you bitch slapped me you fag!
RVS: Go suck a clit, you fucking gash picker!
by Destati October 16, 2012
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Gash handler

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
by Haggisface December 8, 2012
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Smog Gash

1. Term to describe vaginas from Victorian England during the industrialization period when smog was prevalent and there were many ladies of the night walking the streets.

2. Girls from Middlesborough
Was researching photography in Victorian England when I came across some early pornography, there was smog gash everywhere!
by Paddy Mashdown November 22, 2011
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Gash Splash

When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.
"Ahhh. I just got attacked by that bitch's gash splash"
by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011
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gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
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Gash Throb

The term used to describe a pulsating, throbbing sensation throughout the female genitalia predominately felt within the flap region usually accompanied by vaginal secretions eg. moistness/ self lubrication and typically occurs when a female is particularly aroused and looking for the D.
Britney: Omg watching Lindon play basketball is giving me the biggest gash throb

Whitney: I know right! My va jay jay feels like it’s hungry and needs to be fed.
by Trixxymixxy March 8, 2019
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Gash Juice

Gash Juice is the juicy liquid from a womens vaj comes in a milk form or a clear liquid either way tastes like absolute heaven and should be drank anytime your missus cunt is soaking or gushing with cream better than yogurt best thing since sliced breed
A want to drink her minky juice gash juice
by Markie696 June 4, 2018
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