guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

ultimate-guitar

Ultimate-guitar is an awesome website in which individuals from all over the world can meet and converse, having highly intelligent conversations and sharing knowledge on all aspects of music.

I'm glad i found Ultimate-Guitar. Now i don't need to leave the house.

by guylee January 22, 2008

guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

by GM123 January 17, 2009

Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

by Lisa Rossi March 06, 2007

strummin the guitar

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

by Turfman February 23, 2003

guitar sweep

(v.) a type of guitar scaling where you pick like slow strumming and switching to the next note by canceling the sound of the previous note

Matt Heafy from Trivium was demonstrating his guitar sweep section on the Guitar World video.

by DeeGeeKei August 22, 2008

brown guitar

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 24, 2009