Grandma Caprio 

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

Grandma Caprio by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008

grandma car 

A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.

"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"

grandma car by WastedCactus July 3, 2014

grandma mills 

The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.

(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)

“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up”

“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”

grandma mills by alrightymills February 21, 2018

grandpaship

when a child eases his way through life, funded by a wealthy grandpa, exclusive private school, and a trust fund to support college post life. sorta like a full ride scholarship but rather a grandpaship.

Uncle James got the full ride scholarship for his academics, no he didn't he got the grandpaship.

Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.

grandpaship by seanetworkz November 9, 2013

grandfathered in 

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.

Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.

grandfathered in by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.

Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*

Ur grandpap a trap by Schmlif March 15, 2018

Grandma Glove 

The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"

Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.

Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.

Grandma Glove by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011