Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
by Critically insane March 1, 2010
Get the Slap the goonmug. People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.
by Andrew (sixPAC) Turnbull July 2, 2006
Get the Goon Dogmug. Dreadful cheap wine which many Aboriginals and Australian youths get plastered on. Comes in silver bag (sack).
by Kempsey December 29, 2008
Get the goon sackmug. Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the goon squadmug. n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.
Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice
Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.
Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice
Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010
Get the Goon Punchmug. by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020
Get the goon shitmug. by officergoon April 30, 2010
Get the Officer Goonmug.