jacob glover

A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says

You see that jacob glover over there
Yea he is a faggot

by Jacob glover May 15, 2016

Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.

I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.

by Iscariom January 26, 2017

Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

rat glove

When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.

Did you see Jimmy? Poor kid has to use a Rat Glove just to keep his hands from falling off.

by Dragontbone January 18, 2019

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 5, 2019

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

Danny Glover

The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.

Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.

by Eject Rejects! February 5, 2020