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bitch fungle

A bitch who is in a room and whatever she touches becomes bitch fungle
Omg Regina is turning everything in here to bitch fungle
by Wafflekween May 3, 2018
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cootoochie funglish

basically foot funglish but like with some pussy
yo bro you seen that cootoochie funglish?
by cootoochie flongis August 17, 2019
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Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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A Funi

Something that someone does in a video game that makes the opponent mad or humorous to the user.
No! I tried to do a funi but my invisibility ran out
by Wqqlf April 28, 2022
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A Funalone

Someone who is the funny and enthusiastic one of the group, making everyone laugh but is sad and self depreciating when left alone and struggles to cheer themselves up.
'Even though he/she makes our stomachs ache with laughter, I've noticed them crying a few times all by themselves.'
'I guess he/she unfortunately qualifies as a funalone.'
by Cyprian05 June 19, 2022
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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