fried cyclops

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

by chenry August 31, 2004

fried or boiled

There was a popular song in the 1940's that asked this question: How do you like your eggs fried or boiled?

There was also an advert in the UK during the 1970's that asked the same thing.

man : How do you like your eggs, fried or boiled?
woman: Fertilised !

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008

fried chicken sundae

Like any other sundae, this particular dish has all the fixins of the stereotypical run of the mill sundae. The exception here is that in place of ice cream, you have a platter of fried chicken, preferably with no bones. In the fried chicken sundae, "fixins" or toppings are added much more liberally.

Horatio F. Christ: My my this is a drab meal, I do truly hope that dessert is much more profitable.
Darius L. Rucker: Don't worry my good man. . . we have. . . Fried Chicken Sundaes!!!
H.F.C.: QUITE GOOD MY FRIEND! Quite good indeed, for this you will get a raise. I love fried chicken sundaes more than my wife and kids.

by Ken December 14, 2004

indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009

Kentucky Fried Pipeline

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.

Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.

by ChicknGuy8 December 23, 2009

Deep Fried Twinkie

To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.

Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!

by Thehighsix February 27, 2010

fried-man

cooked human flesh, gender-unspecific <i.e. male or female>. Also, the progenitor of friedmandesigns.

yo...maybe on the newest episode of survivor they'll get so hungry they'll have fried-man...har har har.

by trollboy313 February 12, 2004