by Michael Zeleny June 16, 2024
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The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.
by wumi November 17, 2024
Get the ferting mug.A person who lives on an ideological plantation, is not a real freethinker and in fact has zero critical thinking skills, but believe they do, because the side of the aisle they're chained to constantly bombards their feeble minds with "We are thuh freethinking, logical reasonal, critical drinkural side! *Huff* we just arrive at all these thoughts through logical reasonal! Duh! Obviously you're the smort boi!" rhetoric. Overlaps heavily with the logical reasonal & the chronline. Plural: freethinkrz
"Jon is such a freethinkr he believes everything he sees on a YT channel once he hears 'Do your own research' and because it's called VERITAS and he saw in the comments that means TRUTH without regard for the fact that the algorithm only prioritizes the sort of content he peruses without regard to how many dubious facts it intravenously feeds him."
"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."
"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025
Get the Freethinkr mug.Fredt is the kind of guy who would go in, single-handedly, to pull out that stubborn turd that just won’t come out.
Person 1: Ugh, dude, I’m struggling here. You ever had one of those situations where… you know… it just won’t come out?
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Bro, Fredt is the type of guy who would single-handedly—literally—go in and pull that thing out if you needed him to. No hesitation. That’s how solid of a friend he is.
Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Bro, Fredt is the type of guy who would single-handedly—literally—go in and pull that thing out if you needed him to. No hesitation. That’s how solid of a friend he is.
Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
by MrJamesAndersson March 19, 2025
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Did you hear, they just freetired the coach of that NFL team for his bad playmaking skills that have caused the team to lose dearly on the playing field. He got the 10 mil severance, he's done freetired from the game.
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