Fredt is the kind of guy who would go in, single-handedly, to pull out that stubborn turd that just won’t come out.
Person 1: Ugh, dude, I’m struggling here. You ever had one of those situations where… you know… it just won’t come out?
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Bro, Fredt is the type of guy who would single-handedly—literally—go in and pull that thing out if you needed him to. No hesitation. That’s how solid of a friend he is.
Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Bro, Fredt is the type of guy who would single-handedly—literally—go in and pull that thing out if you needed him to. No hesitation. That’s how solid of a friend he is.
Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
by MrJamesAndersson March 19, 2025
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