felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

freshing

the act of being cool.

nigga, im so freshing.

by legitlarry March 4, 2009

Flenching

The act of answering a question that has no correct answers.

The teacher must be flenching me on this on.

I’ve been flenched! What should I do?

I’m calling your flench Jack. There are no correct answers.

by PEKKA_SLAYER March 19, 2021

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

freaking out like Mchugh

V. When one has not had their dip for the morning and they freak out like a worthless highschool thinks he can play college ball but is just plain too lazy football running back, it is also followed by flailing arm motions, strange grunting noises and a large pinch of dip(Equivalent to half a can).

"Woah I havent had my dip yet this morning, I'm Freaking out like Mchuch, Buuggghhhhaaaa."

by Butt Deezy March 8, 2005