Graham Ford

He's sexier than Kate Upton. If you ever meet him your penis will explode from how manly he is.

I wish I could lick graham ford's ear.

by Hugh Gedick May 30, 2013

North Florida Moody Bear

Not to be confused with any bears of the genus ursa. This borderline mythical creature has been known to haunt the isles of Trader Joes and other locations where overpriced groceries are sold to wealthy suburban whites. The North Florida Moody Bear is known for it's grooming behaviors including, but not limited to, its proclivity to spend excessive time in the bathroom to ensure it's hair is immaculate. This is a highly social organism that is known to be extremely social, frequently they can be seen flirting with human females. While they often appear quite tame, domesticated even, don't let your guard down as they will respond violently to anything that causes messes in their natural habitat. They have bizarre sleeping habits that result in often trying to sleep however very rarely actually succumbing to slumber. This species becomes most aggressive when awaken from its slumbers so it is advisable to never slam doors in it's presence. This is an anomalous organism that has left biologist dumbfounded as it is sustained entirely by la croix, and frequently goes months without consuming anything else.

Did you hear about jim?
No, what happened?
He died, he slammed a door outside of a North Florida Moody Bears bedroom.

by Survived a moody bear attack May 31, 2018

The forbidden churro

When you're FUCKING a girl in the ASS and pull out your chocolate meat stick to SMOTHER it in cinnamon and sugar. Then get the GWAK GWAK 3000 from her.

Tim just gave me the forbidden churro and it was soooooo tasty

by To be fair October 24, 2020

Goodland Florida

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.

"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"

by dbetten7 December 24, 2020

Out of Forder

A response when someone has said something that is out of order. It is best used when the insult originates from a sarcastic person with very little imagination and is a term used to put them down and show how awful and unnecessary their banter is...

"Jon has asked us if we want to go to his for dinner tonight?"

"No thanks, he is gay"

"That's out of Forder"

by Jonny Bullet February 9, 2013

Florida

The godforsaken Sunshine State renowned for weather and beaches. Florida is noteworthy for having no discernible season changes. Well-known for its subpar education system, Florida is home to Florida State University, a party school known for its football team and its acceptance of anyone who has a pulse and can spell his or her own name correctly. The population here is an amalgam of inhabitants from elsewhere; if you wish to find a retired New Yorker, go to any one of Boca Raton's 5,000 retirement communities; if you want to find a Latino/Hispanic/person whose first language is Spanish, turn around. Florida is a geographic anomaly in that the farther north you travel, the more Southern it seems (and sounds like), and the farther south you go, the more it seems like Cuba (as evidenced by the Little Havana area of Miami). Still, Florida, as a whole, is without an easily recognizable dialect. All place names here are either of Spanish (Punta Gorda, Boca Ciega) or Native American (Tallahassee, Econolockhatchee River) origin, or contain the word "orange" in them. Florida decor has inexplicably come to mean "a seafoam green and pink couch with a watercolor pelican painting." Floridians are not known for good taste; also missing are driving skills, especially in the frequent rain, and voting know-how.

-"Florida's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here."
-"Bah! Go back to New York, you snowbird."

by penguinatrix August 15, 2004

Forbidden hair

see mullet

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}

by toby December 7, 2003