Foot Job

The act of a woman pushing her feet together and performing stimulation to the male reproductive organ. May result in orgasm several fungal episodes.

Friend 1: Hey buddy whats wrong?
Friend 2: Well I got this wicked rash down low.
Friend 1: Oh, I bet it is athletes foot, as a result of the foot job you got from that girl in Couer D' Alene

by A. Westlick October 21, 2009

foot cramps

When ur foot feels like it's getting sat on by a fat fuck then ran over by a semi truck then on top of thoose things happening someone is biteing on UR toes

Fuck bro I was trying to hit elli up but she said she can't go because Her foot cramps are acting up.. Fuck

by Nelly g March 20, 2015

Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

by jeffstick May 18, 2011

foot buzz

The feeling you get when your foot is in the process of falling asleep or when it's coming out of sleep. Not to be confused with a leg buzz in which your whole leg including your foot is asleep.

1. I've been sitting here so long that I'm getting a foot buzz.
2. My leg was asleep. I tried shaking it and got a foot buzz. It's the longest foot buzz I've ever had.

by MrJsell June 24, 2012

Foot trudger

The person in a crowd or concert who lies on the ground and weaves in between people's feet, in order to get to the front of the crowd, whilst also getting covered in mud.

I hate those foot trudgers, they're always cheating to get to the front!

by MetallicAble January 1, 2014