Flumbergrumbled

The state of being shocked, dazed, baffled, or otherwise startled by an idea, revelation, or concept.

"That twist at the end of the episode had me flumbergrumbled, bro. My heart's still pounding!"

by CraigM370 September 20, 2022

fluterfucked

A state of panic or excitement due to intense surounding

I get home and everything is fluterfucked. The. Kids are stream ng, the dogs barking, husband's hanging from the tree...

by Fluterfucked gals October 15, 2022

Flamer

that one picture of kye with the skirt on

kye a flamer -- clout.cx user 1

by tmezne November 5, 2022

Flumper

A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.

Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!

Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.

After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.

by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023

Flumbersquinted

When you wake up in the morning and can't open your eyes because it's too bright in the room, you're stuck flumbersquinted

'Man I would've come down to breakfast earlier, but I was flumbersquinted, had to find my morning robe blind'

by SlumberousForestds April 18, 2023

Flume

A transgender woman who sleeps around with multiple men.

She's a total flume, that's the third guy she's been with this week.

by HecklerHound May 28, 2023

Flumper

A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.

Shut up you be lookin' like a "Flumper".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023