FLUKE

in the san diego, ca 92114 area a fluke can be the action of saying you are going to do somthing, or something you call a person a who says they are going to do something, and they make you think they really are and then they up and change their mind about doing it and dont do it.

at 4:03pm jennifer, "be ready by 6:30pm on the dot because that's when we're leaving!"

at 7:26 tiffany calls jennifer, "hey where the hell are you at? it's 7:26pm, you said 6:30pm"

jennifer, "oh yea, i dont think im going any more."

tiffany, "damn, you FLUKED me.....well gee thanks for letting me know you changed your mnid foo! uugh you damn fluke!"

jennifer, "whatever"

by TiFFBO February 18, 2010

flute juice

Cum; semen, the sticky white fluid that comes out of your cock when you ejaculate.

Man, that was a good fuck---I shot out a good load of my flute juice!

by pentozali March 7, 2008

one holed skin flute

1. The penis

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.

Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!

by THE Massinator May 27, 2017

Tallahassee log flume

Urination between a female's breasts, followed by defecation (preferably in log form), which creates a log flume effect.

Last night, Nels gave that bitch a Tallahassee log flume that floated all the way down to her umbilicus.

by Pat2 October 2, 2007

flume

A channel or trough used to direct gas or liquid downstream.

The gas from Dave is so potent, they need a fuel mod zone to deflect his flume.

by Jesus Andres May 27, 2008

rusty flute

felatio after anal sex. AKA a hot carl.

Damn your sister is a freak. After I banged her as she gave me a rusty flute.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002