fanny flap

slopy wet cunt

your mother has a wet cunt

by wayn king June 4, 2003

flap flap

during sexual intercourse, the sound two bodies make while knocking boots

that girl was flap flap all over the place.

did you hear about her raw flap flap wetness last night?

by your mom's name goes here June 11, 2006

Flap Jack

A Lose Ass Pussy Thats All Beated Up

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie

by Sambooshawan May 13, 2009

Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012

clap flap

The action and possible sound resultng from the rhythmical conractions of the labial muscles during profound sexual excitement. Not to be confused with flap clap, which is, of course, veneral disease.

"Oooh, she had a right clap flap on"

by Vic Barnyard September 2, 2006

african flapjacks

Saggy nigger titties.

I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.

by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006

Raggedy Flapjacks

A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.

Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.

by pktoe August 7, 2006