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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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Firesafed

Whilst smoking a Fire Safe Cigarette, you fail to drag often enough and it extinguishes, often resulting in anger.
"Dang, I just got firesafed by my Marb Mild!"
by Schmitty_ June 7, 2009
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first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.
Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.
by folds216 December 31, 2010
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Firas BONE

Firas BONE is a DJ who beat DJ Henzen in the battle of edginess and won the prize of 1000 bones and a new DJ kit, he became popular because of his DJ name "Swag Bone" and is now a meme
Firas BONE!!!!! XXXDDD
by ChickeNoggers January 30, 2018
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first person

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.
1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.
by MPWHart June 25, 2018
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April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.
John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?
by michellesmentos March 21, 2010
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First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
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