uh-oh friend

someone who is not worth being a friend.
so-so friend.
you just knew the person from a friend and you just dont freaking care.
bad influence friend.
notorious friend.

friend 1: ive met Edric's uh-oh friends. They are so not my type of friend.
friend 2: count me in!

by sino ako August 3, 2007

Self Esteem Friend

Abbreviated as "SEF"

The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker

Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.

Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.

Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...

by You Wont, No Balls June 9, 2011

Slime's Friend

The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.

Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?

by Bruhmoment#3remix January 20, 2020

fiending

to incredibly crave for something, as in sex or drugs

I'm feinding for you, baby.

by Pshhh August 9, 2005

guy best friend

someone who cares and loves you from the bottom of their heart, but would be weird to say since you're just friends. eventually, like me, you'll have feelings for him, but keep him while you have him. he knows all the tea and you love texting him. he gets 'night- high' with you and have deep conversations together. he says the sweetest things and sometimes gives the best advice like "don't ever say he is too good for you." i haven't got there yet, but snuggling in with him with a movie has to be the BEST. someone you wish you could kiss sometimes but always have to stop yourself to remind yourself that you're only friends. also, he could be your crush's close friend. sometimes he can be annoying as hecc, but in an admirable way. i personally am so afraid to lose him cuz he means so so much to me. -charis

kinda close friend: why do you always hang out and talk about ben? do you like him?
me: no sis. he's my freakin guy best friend, nothing else.

by initialscs February 16, 2019

CHINESE FIREDRILL

An ol skoo game that you play while driving. Your car needs to be full of people. When you stop at a red light, you put the car in park then ALL passengers (driver included) get out of the car and quickly switch into random positions elsewhere inside the viehicle. The object is to pull this off before the light turns green...Otherwise you're screwed.

It is fun when the passengers are caught off guard and the driver suddenly cries out "CHINESE FIREDRILL!!!" and everyone is hella frantic.

The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.

boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone

by dat guy1 November 3, 2013