Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

by PullOutChamp21 February 6, 2023

fiizy

is the best youtuber ever to exist and is so cool

subscribe to fiizy

by rainbowcreeperYT March 16, 2023

filiazpink

Filiazpink is an online micro-celebrity who’s obsessed with Tricky the Clown. She’s also known for her fangirl OC, Spidey the Tricky Fangirl. She also has a YouTube channel, a Tiktok account, a Newgrounds account, an Instagram account and a Wattpad account.

She’s also known for being a stinky poopypants. A real stinky one. She’s a bit too evil.

“Oh no it’s Filiazpink.”

by A fat cat with a hat June 16, 2023

filipaboo

anyone obsessed with Filipino culture to the degree of self-identifying as such despite differing cultural backgrounds. their favourite songs are Lemonade by jeremy passion, habang buhay by zack tabuldo and pano by zack tabuldo. they are constantly in search of a Filipino and obsessed with the idea of having a Filipino man over the height of 6', well jokes on you, they don't exist. they hit up the local Jolibee in hopes of kare-kare and adobo and proclaim themselves as the best volleyballer and basketballer on the block. they claim to be related to Manny Pacquiao and Olivia Rodrigo because they swear that they are filo. and sometimes speak in short sentences in Tagalog with the thickest fakest accent without actually caring to learn about the language

"That man over there wants to be a brown poo face monkey so bad, he is such a Filipaboo".

by nique. June 28, 2023

Snap filibuster

When a person continues a snapchat conversation with the goal of stopping others from snapping the recipient. This is accomplished especially well if one knows the other will be without a phone charger for the evening.

I just snap filibustered her for a while so her phone would be dead.

by Whatdreamsmaycome May 15, 2015

Poké-filing

Profiling that anybody who is on their phone is playing Pokémon GO in public.

John: Look, even that guy is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: No he's not, he's just on his phone *and* riding his bike...
John: YEAH, that means he is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: Stop Poké-filing people dumbass...

by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 11, 2016