The Farm

A nickname for Stanford University in Palo Alto, California.

The farm is a private university.

by biggen72 July 10, 2009

Turnip Farm

A Turnip Farm is a large area of farm land, usually located in the Essex area of Rainham. A Turnip Farm usually uses pre-pay horses working off the oyster network although charging an extremely high rate of £17 in order to keep the so called "ruffians" from East London away from the such restricted and isolated area. The Turnip Farms are inhabitants are referred to as "Turnips", they have to ride for miles on there horses for the local shop. Turnips are usually very lonely people although on rare occasions attract (or entice) normal people on to their "home land" which they then butcher and do their customary sheep dance around the dead corpses. In a Turnip Farm, the main attraction is always the local carpenter, in which the settlement started around, spreading out from a central location, the carpenters bush, which is believe to be inhabited from post-e7 paedophiles so a law exsts that no-one must stand with-in 20feet of that bush. The average birthday present for a 'Turnip' is old, east London bicycle wheel and for Christmas it is expected to receive a lump of charcoal, the hard the better, and therefore the more loved you are. The standard diet of 'Turnips' is oak leaves and grass although they have a delicacy of BTL (Bacon, Lettuce and Cucumber). The 'Turnips' have also been known to abandon the English language and to randomly make up there own words, spelling for them words and secret code. One positive thing about 'Turnips' is that they attract very cool east Londoners who then have to teach them the way of city life, as a right of passage.

Georgia, Jenny and Bryony live in Turnip Farm, they are Turnips.

by Some Special East Londoner February 11, 2009

buy a farm

Literally means: to die.
A phrase made popular by Robert A. Heinlein's "Starship Troopers".

Shortened version: to buy it

"However, you are just as dead if you buy a farm in an "incident" as you are if you buy it in a declared war."

by tanith first and only January 1, 2009

darn farm

Something that just isn't that great. It can be a situation that is unfavorable, a bad test grade or even used in a jesting manner. Even though it doesn't rhyme it has a nice jingle to it.

(First Person) Oh no! My dad said we won't be home in time for the reunion.
(Second Person) Darn Farm - with a frown of course

by Speny K June 23, 2008

Boone's Farm

A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.

Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.

John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart

Dave:And so our journey begins....

by sir.davey February 23, 2011

Digital Chilli Farm Famila

A sexual act performed by a desperate woman in an agriculture field. This must involve a minimum of 5 male field laborers and must be performed in the dirt and with no protection. Male participants should span over multiple generations. This risky behavior is performed mostly in the summer months and commonly near migration camps. The female participant is most often an older business woman from an affluent community.

That was one hot digital chilli farm famila and I got dirt all over my dress and knees.

by Michael Bolton October 12, 2017

Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .

Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022