Facebook Time

The time used to Facebook stalk a person, generally a romantic interest, after a first meeting.

Speaker 1: Yo, I saw you got that girl's number last night. Does she have any hot friends?

Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!

Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!

by Peaceful Souls December 9, 2012

Facebook

An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking

Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)

by Amanda November 5, 2004

Facebook Coma

Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.

A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.

"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."

"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."

by Stu Mueller December 2, 2009

Facebook assumption

A very common mistake among gossipy and gullible teens. Its just making assumptions based on snooping people's facebooks, Such as assuming a guy wants to be with a girl if they have a back and forth wall post exchange. Its easy to keep up with information like this because news feeds inform you about everyone's activities and posts. Can also be Myspace assumptions.

Scenario 1: Teen 1: Dude, I think Karl likes Marissa, he posted almost 10 comments on her wall

Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.

Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.

Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.

by bt-man January 6, 2009

facebook counter stalking

The act of stalking another facebook stalker.

This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.

by pussyposse December 7, 2009

Fabola

refers to an individual who makes a living by participating in scandalous activities at night time

"Wow, that girl looks tired from last night!"
"yeah. it's cause she's a fabola."

by choony f baby December 9, 2009

facebook museum

When a person is in a country that has blocked facebook (such as Vietnam, China etc) can access facebook via a proxy server, but can only view people's pages and is unable to post on walls, update their status or interact in any other way.

"Hey man how come you went MIA on facebook for 2 weeks??"
"I had to go to China on business, was relegated to the facebook museum."

by Tudou May 20, 2010