Facebook 

A free platform for the cultured elite aka failed comedians, to express their complexes and still sound like experts.
Their expertise is not bounded or limited to any field, but excellently covers all political, philosophical, socio-political & other areas holding a smart like name.
Often, but not always, these users will google to quote famous philosophers and thinkers or name irrelevant studies to legitimize their bitterness.

Whenever I need a validation that I am a person that matters I resort to Facebook

Facebook by Super smart Lebanese November 25, 2017

Facebook 

where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.

C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga
J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga
C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES!

Facebook by Mother FUCKING WIL August 11, 2009

Facebook 

A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.

AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.

Facebook by Queen Latifa December 27, 2008

facebook 

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

facebook by sarah_oh April 29, 2008

Facebook 

A place where stupid fucking whores can post all their drama

Facebook post- Omg Becky is such a whore shes slept with so many guys

Facebook by Its.your.girl.CCX January 16, 2017

Facebook 

Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.

Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*

Facebook by Tom Long March 15, 2008

facebook 

fuck myspace, but only get a facebook when your in high school, college, or when your an adult no one wants fuckin whiny little middle schoolers on there.

Middle School Kid: I just got the new Green Day song on my myspace profile!!!!! And i even changed my name on there to be h@rDc0r3.

High School Kid: Wow, really? Your awesome I wish I was as cool as you. At least people actually know who I am because I use my real name and I dont stand in the mirror and hold up my camera and pose and take a picture. Pff fag.















get a facebook.

facebook by ayoforkayo January 27, 2009