a fraudulent humblebrag. whereas a humblebrag is a specific type of brag that masks the boasting part of a statement in a faux-humble guise -- allowing the offender to boast about his/her "status" without any shame or guilt -- a fumblebrag is even more deceptive, because the offender is unjustifiably claiming to be credited with the perceived "status".
@InstagramGirl: "OMG I have the cutest assistants ever!"
Truth be told, the "assistant" in the photo is not her assistant but rather an unpaid intern. (And, incidentally, the intern in the photo isn't even that cute.) But we now know InstagramGirl has both a low self-esteem and a proclivity for stretching the truth. Textbook fumblebrag!
Truth be told, the "assistant" in the photo is not her assistant but rather an unpaid intern. (And, incidentally, the intern in the photo isn't even that cute.) But we now know InstagramGirl has both a low self-esteem and a proclivity for stretching the truth. Textbook fumblebrag!
by thejuggernautbro April 15, 2021
Get the fumblebrag mug.A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.
"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!"
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."
by teenez69er August 22, 2014
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Get the fugley mug.Conner Fullerton, you know what I mean?
Like it is his last name...
Not his first name, no, never that!
Like it is his last name...
Not his first name, no, never that!
by Halley Tinka June 25, 2008
Get the Fullerton mug.An individual or a group of individuals who fumble the baggini way too often until it becomes a specific characteristic.
Oh man Americans are such fumbledinis. They literally financed the weapons of the moudjahidines so they could fight against the Soviet Union and after that the moudjahidines turned against the US and fought them with the same weapons.
by OGFumbledini December 26, 2021
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Get the masturbation-fueled car mug.Guy: Bro, I fumbled some jeans and a pair of earrings for my girlfriend today :(
Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??
Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??
by zklu June 18, 2019
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