Fumbled

The act of buying something when you do not have the financial means to buy such item.

Guy: Bro, I fumbled some jeans and a pair of earrings for my girlfriend today :(
Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??

by zklu June 18, 2019

fumble

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.

I ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought I had to fart, but when the shit dripped down my short pants, I surely knew I had fumbled.

by Zee Assman January 20, 2005

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "

by Kelly Persona April 21, 2013

When a female is receiving sex in the doggy style position and her partner becomes overzealous and slips his wang into her pooper.

by meghan danaher January 29, 2004

a couple playing with each other, especially each other's sexual organs

Sam and I had a bit of a fumble in bed last night

by progolfer99 June 16, 2015