Farm tool

An insult used by elder scrolls fans to refer to argonians and Khajiit. A reference to the fact they're used as slaves by dunmer

I won't read the lusty argonian Maid, I'm not into farm tools

by Gatholic November 17, 2021

Flying Farmer Brown

a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.

"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"

by Blue Beacon December 16, 2008

Shaw Farm

Noun: A Farm located in Dracut, MA with the best chocolate milk and amazing ice cream.

Shaw Farm

by Mootowner November 11, 2009

Shart Farm

The odor produced by a smelly roommate often resulting in a mysterious brown substance splattered on the ceiling.

Connor: "Did you catch a whiff of Theresa today?"

Bucky: "Yeah she was smelling like a total shart farm"

by Shannock September 25, 2011

Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.

As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.

by Dumpy the Clown September 3, 2013

Naughty Farmer

A person, Can be male or female, Who brings another person to new freaky sexual heights or teaches them something new in bed they've never seen before. Word first knowingly used by Tourquoise Jeep recording artist's Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma

Person 1: Man, I f***ed this girl last night and she had her bed sitting inside of a cage.
Person 2: Daaayum, She's a Naughty farmer bro

by DillzThaBoss September 3, 2013

Cubicle Farm

A monotonous office environment characterized by approximately 3.3 walls, no doors and ceilings in attempt to make you feel like you have private space. Generally white-collar drones wandering off (mentally) in hope of making it through the week without aggravating the farmer (boss).

John found his mind wandering to the hot girl down the row in the cubicle farm.

by Daydreamin15 February 18, 2015