Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.

"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."

by Robocopiii May 25, 2014

president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

by tirtle December 02, 2016

erection sports

the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport

"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"

by a falling cow July 28, 2009

super erection

1. What mark p's penis is called when it is hard

whoa mark has another super erection!

by Jesusatan August 29, 2003

Mentally Erect

When someone uses their brain to the full, this can be both bad or good.
This can be interpretted in many ways it basically just means using your brain to your full potential.

Person 1: Hello you crazy axe wielding chimpanzee,
Person 2: God aren't you mentally erect.

Person 1: Im so pissed of your a right fucking idiot why do you always do this to me?
Person 2: Calm the fuck down mentally erect child.

by Cosa nostra is my thing! July 03, 2011

This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022