afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Sound engineer

Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".

Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.

"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"

"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"

"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"

by Frankxk April 20, 2021

squirt engine

A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.

"Squirt Engine is a great drink."

by Mo D March 15, 2008

Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

by K-Slash April 27, 2006

eggenbaby

Used in Liverpool early 1980s.
1. Leftfield adjective describing something, or someone you loathe, but had to endure for an unreasonable length of time.

" Had to watch the TV with my old dear last night, and the programme she wanted to watch was fucking Matt 'Eggenbaby' Houston"

by DJ Bladdered September 17, 2008

Eigenfaced

-adjective
To be extremely intoxicated by the ingestion of one or more substances, such that the senses become acutely imbalanced and hallucination has become the norm.
-etymology
Portmanteau derived from the concept of eigenvalues (/eigenvectors) in mathematics by which the axis of highest variation can be found in multidimensional data, and being faced, or intoxicated beyond the norm.

"Last night I was more wankered than the time I thought the walls were made of camembert. In fact, I was eigenfaced!" Conceded the Bishop, before collapsing. (Rumsblatt, 1925)

by thepog April 28, 2010

Engine Swap

To pull a internal combustion engine from its original vehicle and put another in its place.

Pulling a V6 from a sports car and putting a V8 in it instead, would be considered a engine swap

by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro December 10, 2012