Rejaculation

I'm sure you are familiar with the term "ejaculation". BUT! Have you ever tried "RE-jaculation"? Let me break it down for ya. First, you make your "puddle" ;), then you stick the head of your member into the liquid. Next, use your kiegle muscles to suck the fluid back up into your testicles. Finally, shoot it all out again! And Voila! You are now a proud rejaculator :). Please like and subscribe for more life hacks!

Woah, that Josh guy is really something! Look at that crazy little fella go! Rejaculation...

by ReJoshUlator April 7, 2022

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Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

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Epic evacuation

A bowel movement so large, that it fills the bowl above the waterline.

Honey, I just had an epic evacuation. I feel like I've lost 5 pounds.

by Bridotac October 1, 2021

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Bio Evacuation

A term often used by YouTuber Callum's Corner. Essentially means to take a dump. That's it. But in Callum's Corner language.

Ay up and welcome to Callum's Corner! I've just had to have a massive bio evacuation this morning. My God it was "discorsting" was that!

by LordJenal October 25, 2022

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Great CL Evacuation

During the Animatronic War, Vestroia gave territory the the Tronics. This lead them to hack into Guardian Security systems and allow them to use as soldiers and an entry way to the CLxean Mainland. Fires were spreading and families were dying. The Virgoæn Federation and some other nations were trying to help the overload at the spaceports. CL was then given an island to settle in, on Virgo. This event lead to many animatronic death camp POWs and to the rise of the Paolins after Caz's arrest.

The Great CL Evacuation is a great example for Vestroua's help for the other side.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

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