Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).
Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.
Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?
Guy 1: Yes.
by Malter October 24, 2019
Get the Penthesilea Experience mug.When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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Get the a near pie experience mug.When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
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... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.
by john_flubber January 25, 2021
Get the Windows Experience mug.Person #1: "I had to tell an old man to put his clothes back on in Walmart today, and we got in a knife fight in the toy aisle."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
by ToastBoy42 February 2, 2021
Get the Outta Pocket Experience mug.We all know that Sydney's beautiful summer beaches are on the radar of most people, but have you ever considered taking a private winter tour by hiring a private Sydney tour around the Blue Mountains?
Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.
In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.
This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.
Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.
In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.
This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.
Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
by Private Sydney tours March 31, 2021
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