double duce juice

you drop the first duce and then it comes around in a sneak attack and you have no way of knowing that it is coming and you shit your PANTS!!!!

At the party there was bean dip and that spelt trouble from the start but he ate it anyways and DOUBLE DUCED all over his leg!! So we had to leave!!

by rachel January 1, 2005

Frosted Dunce Cap

When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head.

God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.

by Ackerladysman August 13, 2010

duces

When a stupid white girl in 8th grade leaves a classroom and puts up too fingers and makes some weird expression and says duces.

While making a weird facial expression a white girl yells duces trying to act gangster.

"Duces!!!"

by A&Aducesss December 18, 2008

Doucebag

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

by The White Phantom July 8, 2011

docent

tour guide who in most cases doesn't get paid, but rather is forced to work long shifts in museums no one ever goes to, in order to fufill a community service obligation.

Dang, It would have been better for the judge to give me 8 months in jail, instead of making me work as a docent in this abandoned crap factory these people call a museum.

by AntiDepressantsAreFromTheAliens! August 1, 2005

Duece

az in duece-duece or a 22 oz.

while u in tha store grab me a duece.

by MyssSunshyne November 28, 2003

duce-duce

Twenty-two caliber handgun, small comcealable fire arm,5 or 6 shot revolver.

Hey nigger are you bringing your duce-duce to the party, said Fred.

by concrete Doug May 17, 2006