pp dong

When you wake up and you're pp is hard from pee

Vro I woke up this morning with a pp dong

by PP DONG LORD 3303 September 28, 2018

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.

"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."

by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts

hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro

by cazpers January 7, 2023

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011

Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong

by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017