disasterbation

The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)

Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?

Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!

Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!

by SansFapFlap May 9, 2011

disastrophe

A misused or misplaced apostrophe

"Many people misuse their aposrtophe's when pluralising words"

by CryptoHobes December 5, 2003

Disasterbate

Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation

guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night

guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate

by Disasterbate October 30, 2014

Disasterbate

Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.

I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Disasterdeducken

Three major dsiasters within each other...

Japan had a volcano erruption within a nuclear explosion within an earthquake/tsunami.... Japan had a crazy disasterdeducken...

by Booya001 April 10, 2011

disasterpiece

Any form of work put forth that is substandard or otherwise shitty.

"That assessment report I wrote for Dr. Kulb's class was a disasterpiece."

by suomi1321 December 3, 2014

Disalternative Rock

Coined by a member from the band 'Maximum Niceage', the term is used to define a genre that sits in the middle between Pop Rock and Alternative Rock musically, but is distasteful towards both, combatting their stereotypes with absurd lyrical imagery and sound effects.

"What Type Of Music do You Make"
"I guess you could call it a Disalternative rock style"

by HappyChappie213 March 18, 2023