desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

by The Horse January 4, 2005

Upper Desker

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011

Deskimo

The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

by Kuy July 28, 2008

deskbound

The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.

deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.

by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

deskie

UK and Commonwealth musicians' jargon for a stand partner. Two players in an orchestra or other large ensemble who share a single music stand (also called a music desk in British English) and play from the same part are called deskies or desk partners or stand partners.

Always bring your own pencil to rehearsal. Don't count on your deskie having one.

by Orlando della Viola July 19, 2019

Tech Desker

Some who sets up a mini Tech Deck Skating object, such as a box, ramp or book for tech decking on your computer desk so he/she has something to do while waiting for a web page to load or for an IM response. He/She will make a lot of loud smacking sounds on the computer desk with the tech deck.

Billy was being a full on Tech Desker last night while waiting for the newest Fall Out Boy song to download on limewire.

by ProduceMaster March 26, 2009

Hot Desking

When you go someplace for work and have to share a piece of someone's desk.

The friggin I.T. guy showed up today and ened up hot desking my cubicle all day.

by Derek-Trimble- February 28, 2009