oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

defeted

When you don't win. You lose. Something like the word defeated but different.

Lora totally defeted Heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.

by Webster January 12, 2005

defatbastardisation

to loose weight or to go under detox.

Girl - "Aw man, NAME looks so hot after losing all that weight"
Boy - "yeah i know. it was defatbastardisation"

by mrminingmickey May 25, 2010

Defleated

the feeling you get just after a wipe

i cant believe we just got defleated like htat

by longstar July 25, 2009

defemation

n. the evil process of turning a female into a male. Only done by very evil beings.

After her defemation, we had to start calling Jane Dick instead due to the extra appendage.

by Jesus stole my panties January 22, 2004

The Deflated Balloon

An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.

-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!

by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009